here r some funny bumper stickers for ur pleasure:

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I break for........................OH CRAP NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON
IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
Fat people are hard to kidnap.
My IQ came back negative!

(srry if u r offended)

its been 3 days and ive already forgotten to update my blog!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! OMG  i  like so love the band Three Days Grace my favorite song of all time is probly Animal I've Become that song is like so awsome i like leave it on repeat and i can listen to it like 30 times in a row.Theeessssee issssssss jaaaade!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!